Ok, so we're in the car on the way home dinner and my husband looks at me with this crazy face and says, "Um, uh, uh, I don't, uh know how to tell you this, but, uh, look in the mirror". I quickly think "oh great, I've got something stuck in my teeth from dinner and he's JUST now telling me".
I look in the mirror and see that my teeth are clean, my make-up is intact and then I spot IT... there in the glistening sunlight shines a chin hair. Dangling every so gracefully, long enough to sway in a calm wind. I was mortified.
Where do these things come from? Seriously it was long enough that I should have noticed it days, if not weeks ago (ok maybe I'm exaggerating a little), but I KNOW it wasn't there yesterday ... do these things sprout overnight?!
I pulled that thing out right then and there ... two won't grow back in it's place right??
So we get home and I'm online right away to share with my good friend what I found - her response? "I'm older than you and I haven't had a chin hair yet. However, I have had the stray boobie hair and that just really distresses me!!!" My eyes open wide ...
I reply "OMG I have the stray boob hairs too...boob hair AND chin hair!!! What is happening to me?!?!?!?!?"
Excuse me while I go find the ice cream to drown my sorrows ...
I look in the mirror and see that my teeth are clean, my make-up is intact and then I spot IT... there in the glistening sunlight shines a chin hair. Dangling every so gracefully, long enough to sway in a calm wind. I was mortified.
Where do these things come from? Seriously it was long enough that I should have noticed it days, if not weeks ago (ok maybe I'm exaggerating a little), but I KNOW it wasn't there yesterday ... do these things sprout overnight?!
I pulled that thing out right then and there ... two won't grow back in it's place right??
So we get home and I'm online right away to share with my good friend what I found - her response? "I'm older than you and I haven't had a chin hair yet. However, I have had the stray boobie hair and that just really distresses me!!!" My eyes open wide ...
I reply "OMG I have the stray boob hairs too...boob hair AND chin hair!!! What is happening to me?!?!?!?!?"
Excuse me while I go find the ice cream to drown my sorrows ...
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